Hilarious Nerd Quotes & Sayings

I've always ridden horses. — Katie Price

Hydrogeology is not a simple discipline, .. It's full of variables that are always changing. — Ron Parker

He was around where the tree-line bulged herniatically out toward the end of the West Courts' fencing. — David Foster Wallace

Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself. — Meg Cabot

There's no one I trust in show business more than Sabrina Wind. She's my eyes and ears when I can't be there. She weighs in on everything, from scripts to sets to advertising. — Marc Cherry

When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. — Bill Murray

You can either be a con or a man - you can't be both. — Peter Burke

Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets. — Piper Vaughn Xara X Xanakas

All of these are signs "that our societal structures are failing to keep pace with the rate of change," he said. Everything feels like it's in constant catch-up mode. What to do? We certainly don't want to slow down technological progress or abandon regulation. The only adequate response, said Teller, "is that we try to increase our society's ability to adapt." That is the only way to release us from the society-wide anxiety around tech. "We can either push back against technological advances," argued Teller, "or we can acknowledge that humanity has a new challenge: we must rewire our societal tools and institutions so that they will enable us to keep pace. — Thomas L. Friedman

It's always performing for me. I write and I record so I can perform. It all ties to that. I've done it since I was a little kid. That's my absolute rush, is playing for different people every night, bringing something else to the table they've never seen. — Gary Allan

I do try to plot about a chapter ahead once I get going. I have a list of upcoming scenes with little notes about them. But sometimes the story changes and I don't end up following that. — Pamela Clare

Nerds get what they want when they want it, and they go psycho if it's not immediately available. Nerds overfocus. I guess that's the problem. But it's precisely this ability to narrow-focus that makes them so good at code writing ... — Douglas Coupland

An artist who painted a face was now 'playing with the idea of portraiture,' or 'exploring push-pull aesthetics,' or toying with contradictions like 'menacing-slash-playful,' but he or she was never, ever, just painting a face. — Steve Martin