Hilarious Inappropriate Quotes & Sayings

Her face looked for the answer that is always concealed in language. — John Steinbeck

wasn't going to like being — Catherine Coulter

Fashion is something I've always been interested in ... I used to watch the Oscars but paid no attention to the awards ... It wasn't until I started attending red carpet events and was flown out to Paris for my first show, and saw how much is put into it all, that I had this new appreciation for everything. — Hailee Steinfeld

Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality! — Lia Habel

Everyone has a masculine and feminine side; masculine qualities and feminine qualities. We've all got these sides to ourselves. And clothes can tell that story. People would think this is very unsympathetic, but I would always say to people, you don't actually need to go through with an operation, can't you just be? You are who you are! But then people say to me, "Oh, you're really dreadful, how would you know?". — Vivienne Westwood

Have you ever noticed you can't get away from yourself? There is no way to get away from oneself. You're always there with you. — Geoff Herbach

Hers was the kind of family that commissioned painters to immortalize its young: a background utterly alien to Strike, and one he had come to know like a dangerous foreign country. — Robert Galbraith

And with the rape, I was showing why the rape statistics are exaggerated, and saying that date rape was much more complex than the way feminists had portrayed it, as men oppressing women. — Warren Farrell