Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hilarious Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

Enjoy reading and share 3 famous quotes about Hilarious Girlfriend with everyone.

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Top Hilarious Girlfriend Quotes

Hilarious Girlfriend Quotes By Tara Sivec

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth — Tara Sivec

Hilarious Girlfriend Quotes By Leisa Rayven

He stops and turns to me. "Do you think people would stare if I threw you over my shoulder? Because I really want to do that. Then I can ogle your ass and just run."
The look in his eye is a little manic. For a second, I think he's going to do it. Then he spies the heavily armed security officer a few feet away.
"Excuse me, sir?" he says, and the guard looks at him. "Would it be acceptable to carry my girlfriend like a sack of potatoes in order to get out of here quicker and make sweet love to her?"
The guard's mouth moves, but he resists smiling. "No, sir, that would not be acceptable."
"Piggyback?"
"Nope."
"Put her on a trolley?"
"No."
"You're no fun."
"So my wife keeps telling me. — Leisa Rayven

Hilarious Girlfriend Quotes By Kelly Oram

Are you going to put on your old cheer uniform?"
Ryan was a little too excited by the thought of me in a costume, so I squashed that idea, and fast.
"In your dreams."
"Not exactly." Ryan grinned wickedly. "In my dreams you're usually dressed like Wonder Woman."
Ugh. I wondered how long it would take for him to start in on the superhero crap. Obviously, not long. I was not amused, but Ryan seemed to think
himself hilarious. I could also tell by the look on his face that he was quite confident he'd have me in costume one day. "Never gonna happen," I
assured him. "Ever."
And of course he responded with that classic, cocky smile. "Just like you were never gonna be my girlfriend, right? — Kelly Oram