Hilarious Fortune Telling Quotes & Sayings

Miss Redmond is aging, and will never marry, and will die smelling of attics. — Morrissey

The misfortune is that although everyone must come to [death], each experiences the adventure in solitude. We never left Maman during those last days ... and yet we were profoundly separated from her. — Simone De Beauvoir

I do music because I can just pick up my guitar and sing, and completely satisfy, instant gratification. I don't need a script, I don't people, I don't need anything, cameras, I just have myself and my guitar, or keyboard. — Jeremy Renner

There's meaning in thy snores. — William Shakespeare

If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him. — Cardinal Richelieu

You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance. — Eden Phillpotts

There are writers out there who say they're writing a second series, and then you pick it up and it feels exactly the same, only the lead character is blonde instead of brunette. — Alafair Burke

I am living in a nightmare, from which from time to time I wake in sleep. — Ursula K. Le Guin