Hilarious Fortune Cookies Quotes & Sayings

As I go musing through this mournful land Soothed by the pine-tree's solemn harmony, Thy well-loved image comes and walks by me. I seem to hold thee by the gentle hand And talk of things I dimly understand, That thy dear spirit set to mine may be As to an intricate lock the simple key. — John Barlas

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

They can see the brave silhouette from almost anywhere in the District of Columbia and use it as a compass to locate other monuments and eventually to find their way out of the great, gray federal wilderness. — Hugh Sidey

Don't wait for wisdom to come and rescue you, seek it daily. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy. — Izaak Walton

I've been really, really fortunate. — Joe Biden

One who has a clear mind can never be fooled by his senses. — Warren Cassell Jr.

She was one cocktail away from proving his mother right — Anne Taintor

An insuperable obstacle to rapid transit in Africa is the want of carriers, and as speed was the main object of the Expedition under my command, my duty was to lessen this difficulty as much as possible. — Henry Morton Stanley

Undermining life-affirming social solidarities and any viable notion of the public good, right-wing politicians trade in forms of idiocy and superstition that mesmerize the illiterate and render the thoughtful cynical and disengaged. — Henry Giroux