Hilarious Football Manager Quotes & Sayings

I strive to be brief, and I become obscure. — Baltasar Gracian

Begin with the end in mind. Start with the end outcome and work backwards to make your dream possible. — Wayne W. Dyer

You cannot step in the same river twice, because it is always flowing. — Osho

Simple is hard. Easy is harder. Invisible is hardest. — Jean-Louis Gassee

It was catchy though. The show wasn't. It was like Lamb Chop's Play-Along on acid but without the endearing weirdness of acid. — Karina Halle

I would enjoy sitting in a rocker ... listening to soft music and contemplating the things of the universe. But such activity offers no challenge and makes no contribution. — Gordon B. Hinckley

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. 2 How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. — Ben Dover

The rest of dinner was an ordeal. When Adam looked at Signora Docci, he saw Professor Leonard; when he looked at Antonella, he saw himself kissing her in the garden; and when he looked at Harry, he found himself wondering if one of them had been adopted. — Mark Mills

Enjoy all you can while you exist. — Lailah Gifty Akita

In every treaty, insert a clause which can easily be violated, so that the entire agreement can be broken in case the interests of the State make it expedient to do so. — Louis XIV

Women's soccer is not heavily publicized, so when you have an opportunity to be in a big magazine that publicity can be good. It definitely helpes as far as awareness about women's soccer. — Heather Mitts

But be careful not to let yourself slip into the situation where your goals concern only your business or making money. Think of your marriage, your children, and your friends as important areas in which to improve your life. — Og Mandino

When that happens, when you find someone who can do that to you, you latch on and never let go. — Kaylee Ryan

You can't pay attention to your mistakes. I made a mistake today, I made a mistake yesterday. I think it's ... very important to ignore the negative. — Jerry Rubin

I think romantic passion is wanting a little something in return. — Oscar Isaac