Hilarious Ecard Quotes & Sayings

His life was a book of his own writing, one orderly page after another. — William Joyce

Wars are to be undertaken in order that it may be possible to live in peace without molestation. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

If your everyday life seems to lack material, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to summon up its riches, for there is no lack for him who creates and no poor, trivial place. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Avoid sunscreen! Regular sun exposure reduces risk of melanoma. — John Durant

Live every day to its fullest, and do not be a slave to your hopes for the future. If you do not learn to enjoy today you will not enjoy the future no matter what it may bring. — Jane Roberts

For millennia mankind has believed that nothing can come out of nothing. Today we can argue that everything has come out of nothing. Nobody has to pay for the universe. It is the ultimate free lunch. — Paul Davies

The world is going mad at an accelerating rate and television is the Typhoid Mary of this madness. — Edward Robb Ellis

A humble sinner is more justified than a proud saint. — Matshona Dhliwayo