Hilarious Crude Quotes & Sayings

It's often only as beauty fades that it becomes apparent it was ever there. — Jane Tara

Failure is an instruction manual written in scar tissue. — Chuck Wendig

In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked. — Robyn Bachar

I think Julia is defining a new feminism. It's the power of the open heart. And its ok to be sexual. — Kenny Loggins

It is ridiculous for any man to criticize on the works of another, who has not distinguished himself by his own performances. — Joseph Addison

In my teen years and early twenties I was really interested in this fellaheen worlds that, of course, Kerouac invokes and wanting to go below the border and wanting to get to these other places or interstices of the culture where you were encountering the realities of these other kinds of cultures, experiences, language, I think of jazz culture of course. — Anne Waldman

There is nothing mysterious about space-time. Every speck of matter, every idea, is a space-time event. We cannot experience anything or conceive of anything that exists outside of space-time. Just as experience precedes all awareness and creative expression, the visual language of our photographs should ever more strongly express the fourth dimensional structure of the real world. — Wynn Bullock

Not to take possession of your life plan is to let your existence be an accident. — Irvin D. Yalom

Life is nothing but a clump of mud; your thoughts define which statue you can mold out of it. — Debasish Mridha