Hilarious Chris Farley Quotes & Sayings

Some people do good to undo the crimes they have done and some do crimes to do good because in the end justice is blind. — Amit Abraham

You can't answer violence with counter violence ... The answer is love. The best sabotage is love. — Athol Fugard

Anyway, our fellow apes eat insects out of each other's fur; maybe bath bombs and body glitter are the modern human equivalent. — Emily Nagoski

I worked the drive-through at McDonald's and tried out different accents - Italian, Russian, Irish. — James Franco

little too undistinguished, a little — Jeffery Deaver

They also accused her of being sardonic, and although there was uncertainty about the meaning of the word, they knew it was not a desirable quality in a woman, being one which gentlemen particularly disliked. — P.D. James

Half a thou too small," he said. "The difference between Right and Wrong. Half a thou bigger, and it'ld be Right. As it is, it's Wrong, and you can't cheat about it." He smiled again. "Too bad when God gives you the mind of an Inspector, isn't it? — Nevil Shute

Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter. — Gelett Burgess

One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker! — Fred Dibnah