Hilarious April Fools Quotes & Sayings

The author nicely encapsulates Paul's overarching intent in his letter to Corinth, to impress upon those in the church infatuated with the gifts of the Spirit a greater awestruck awareness of His presence in and among them. The author then illustrates thusly: if we have but a few coins, we may carry them lightly with little concern as to whether we lose them. But if we are aware that we carry a great sum, we will carry it with great care. How much more the Treasure of the Holy Spirit within the earthen vessel of our bodies? — Watchman Nee

I don't think, in all the years I managed them, I ever spoke more than thirty words to Frank and Brooks Robinson. — Earl Weaver

Jamie Randall: Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be those people. I want us. You. This. — Margaret Watson

That these are our grievances which we have thus laid before his majesty, with that freedom of language and sentiment which becomes a free people claiming their rights as derived from the laws of nature, and not as the gift of their chief magistrate. — Thomas Jefferson

Every time I bomb out, I have to come back. I have a feeling after a bad race that my next one will be good. — Bill Rodgers

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property. — Chris Rock

Eddie asks, So what next?
And Jesus, his eyes dark but laced with a hint of mercy, the thorn scars just barely visible at his hairline, says, Damned if I know. — Tom Piccirilli

I need you. Let me do this. I can make you forget him. I can make you forget you. — S.C. Stephens

The Bible itself is intolerant, and true followers of God's word should be as well. — Bob Jones III

Wilderness travel can be extremely taxing and dangerous. You can fall into a crevasse, flip your kayak, lose your way, become hypothermic, run out of food, or be killed by a bear. Far less violent events, however, are the common experience of most people who travel in wild landscapes. A sublime encounter with perhaps the most essential attribute of wilderness - falling into resonance with a system of unmanaged, non-human-centered relationships - can be as fulfilling as running a huge and difficult rapid. Sometimes they prove, indeed, to be the same thing. — Barry Lopez

A lady could do, so I was told, just about nothing that she might want to do except attend all parties. — Evalyn Walsh McLean

Darkness swallows everything, even pain. That's what makes it so tempting. Comforting. It disguises weakness as strength. — C.M. Rayne

The master dwells in the substantial and not in the superficial. Rests in the fruit and not in the flower. — Lao-Tzu