Hijazi Man Quotes & Sayings

I always remember writing a page of jokes for a comedian and handing it to him backstage at a club and he read it and then took his cigarette lighter and lit the page on. — Garry Marshall

I don't do gossipy interviews because I don't think that helps; I think that's a distraction. — George Stroumboulopoulos

Quick, someone's coming! Look real! — Terry Pratchett

I had never really fired guns before, so this was all very new to me. — Shane West

Would never understand what women want. What do they want? They breath salad and drink human blood. — Saul Bellow

I don't know where the idea originated that memoir writing is cathartic. For me, it's always felt like playing my own neurosurgeon, sans anesthesia. As a memoirist, you have to crack your head open and examine every uncomfortable thing in there. — Koren Zailckas

Everything comes if a man will only wait. — Benjamin Disraeli