Hiilarious Quotes & Sayings

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. — Floyd Dell

he who has trembled before the pedagogue's rod will not face the spear willingly. — Charles William Chadwick Oman

Rock and roll by its nature is sexual. So girls playing rock and roll is saying to the world, "We own our sexuality." I think that pop music is sort of about "you can do what you want to me" kind of energy, while rock and roll is "I'm going to do what I want to you" kind of energy. — Joan Jett

Nixon wasn't really considered the president by the youth of America. He was considered to be a fraud and which he proved himself to be. — George Jung

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them. — Edward De Bono

Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess — Christopher Moore

Do not waste time trying to deal with your enemies. — Sunday Adelaja

The devil doesn't need to invent any new temptations; the old ones work as well as they ever have. — Billy Graham

The gates of the camp opened. It seemed as though an even darker night was waiting for us on the other side. The — Elie Wiesel

I always thought of myself as the Kaneda of our dyad, but here I was playing Tetsuo. — Junot Diaz

He called us." "Dominick Rochester?" "Yes." "When?" "Last night. He said he met with you." Met, Myron thought. Nice euphemism. — Harlan Coben

Good ideas have expiration dates. You need to act before they become dated, irrelevant or otherwise spoiled. — John C. Maxwell