High Water Funny Quotes & Sayings

Maybe knowledge is as fundamental, or even more fundamental than [material] reality. — Anton Zeilinger

It's very nice there are people in this world who are so happy to see you they want to hug you. — Julie Reece Deaver

My role in the government was not to think about narratives and consistency with narratives, but think of the human consequences of rules. — Cass Sunstein

It's impossible to recreate music from the past. Music always states the truth. — Kaskade

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it. — Dov Davidoff

'Wild Swans' showed me there are Chinese traditions that still affect my life. For example, it's not that women are inferior, exactly, but my dad and my brother are the most important men in my life and I would do anything for them. I feel like I should be the one cooking and looking after them. — Katie Leung

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Of all things known to mortals wine is the most powerful and effectual for exciting and inflaming the passions of mankind, being common fuel to them all. — Francis Bacon

I've tried reading the Bible. I never make it past all the talk about the firmament. The firmament is the thing, on Day 1 or 2, that divides the waters from the waters. Here you have the firmament. Next to the firmament, the waters. Stay with the waters long enough, presumably you hit another stretch of firmament. I can't say for sure: at the first mention of the firmament, I start bleeding tears of terminal boredom. I grow restless. I flick ahead. It appears to go like this: firmament, superlong middle part, Jesus. You could spend half your life reading about the barren wives and the kindled wraths and all the rest of it before you got to the do-unto-others part, which as I understand it is the high-water mark. — Joshua Ferris

It's not funny. How would you like it if your balls fled in fear? My balls haven't been this frightened since I dove into the icy water at the Polar Bear Plunge my first year of high school. — K.C. Faelan

I don't want people to think of me as sexy. — Taylor Swift

Life is too short to surround yourself with people who aren't looking out for you. — Sharon Van Etten

Pre-state societies were far more violent than our own. — Steven Pinker

Next time that somebody tells you something is true, why not say to them: 'What kind of evidence is there for that?' And if they can't give you a good answer, I hope you'll think very carefully before you believe a word they say. — Richard Dawkins