High Fidelity Funny Quotes & Sayings

I rolled my eyes. "Kit is looking for a job in Nova Scotia."
"Canada?" Despite everything, Hi chuckled. "Have a good time, eh? Don't fight with any moose. Meese. Whatever."
"Shut up." Against all expectation, I giggled. At least I had my friends. — Kathy Reichs

I fretted so much about my earthly interactions that I had very few interactions to speak of. — Louisa Hall

Nothing seems true that cannot also seem false. — Jose Eduardo Agualusa

If you get too excited about any one interview, you're making a mistake, because people do cancel. — Brian Lamb

La vida es un libro en blanco y negro y nosotros salimos a llenar unas hojas"

Life is a book in white and black and we have to go out and to fill the pages — Herman Zapp

Our seminaries today are turning out dead men. — Leonard Ravenhill

What was once impossible now summons us to dismantle the walls between ourselves and our sisters and brothers, to dissolve the distinctions between flesh and spirit, to transcend the present limits of time and matter, to find, at last, not wealth or power but the ecstasy (so long forgotten) of commonplace, unconditional being. For the atom's soul is nothing but energy. Spirit blazes in the dullest of clay. The life of every woman or man-the heart of it-is pure and holy joy. — George Leonard

Just because she isn't human, do you think that means she doesn't feel pain? — Stephenie Meyer

America's 'social contract' is equal opportunity ... yet we have failed in achieving that seminal goal. — George Kaiser

As all of us are only too aware, the loud and frantic voices of the outer world easily drown out the small, still loving voice within. — Marianne Williamson

My idea is always to reach my generation. The wise writer writes for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmasters of ever afterward. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later. — Douglas Adams

You never too old to Become wiser !
T.B — Tawana Beecham

Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest. — Mark Twain

The true way to render age vigorous is to prolong the youth of the mind. — Mortimer Collins