Hewwo Copypasta Quotes & Sayings

The work of a correct and regular writer is a garden accurately formed and diligently planted, varied with shades, and scented with flowers. — Samuel Johnson

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

Only weak men want women to be weak. — Anne Fortier

I think in a lot of ways unconditional love is a myth. My mom's the only reason I know it's a real thing. — Conor Oberst

I could not be attracted to anyone that fragile. — Veronica Roth

We wonder, what if we got rid of cash? After all, cash is what keeps terrorists, drug dealers and gun dealers in business. — Erin Burnett

My mother practiced hours every day, hours as painful to hear as to play. At first everybody thought she would give in. Day followed day, and the terrible stumbling sounds went on for hours on end.
She did not know what else to do. — Helen DeWitt

You want to stand out and be unique and do something different. I always try to zig when they zag - I guess it's a football term, but it applies to a lot of different areas of life. — Sam Hunt

I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily. — Gilbert Harding

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays. — Mae West

Forgive me for lying. Forgive me for breaking your heart. — Lauren Blakely

And the state of his bathroom
I'm not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink that have not simply developed intelligent life, but have in all probability by now envolved their own political systems. — Neil Gaiman