Hertney Quotes & Sayings

People will notice the beauty of what they usually ignore ~ — Mary E. Pearson

Have I gone mad? I'm afraid so.
You're entirely Bonkers.
But I will tell you a secret,
All the best people are. — Lewis Carroll

She nodded and watched him job up the steps. And good God did he do all kinds of justice to a pair of jeans. — Laura Kaye

As a child I was very into gadgets and machines and robots. The idea of experimenting with machines to create art was always something I tinkered with. — Reggie Watts

And like I said, I appreciate my older brothers because they would not allow me to win. They made me learn to play with them, which I think is the most important thing that I learned. — Eddie Murray

Linda Hertney: It's like a final goodbye from Todd. (Linda = nut. Once claimed crow on ledge was reincarnation of her dead husband. Said she could telly by way crow's head was cocked disapprovingly at large lunch she was eating.) — George Saunders

As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of all the inventions of all the gods but it has never suspected it once. There is nothing prettier than its naive and complacent appreciation of itself. It comes out frankly and proclaims without bashfulness or any sign of a blush that it is the noblest work of God. It has had a billion opportunities to know better, but all signs fail with this ass. I could say harsh things about it but I cannot bring myself to do it-it is like hitting a child. — Mark Twain