Quotes & Sayings About Hernias

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." — Rodney Dangerfield

By exercising your stomach muscles, you wring out the body, you don't catch colds, you don't get cancer, you don't get hernias. Do animals get hernias? Do animals go on diets? — Joseph Pilates

HERNIAS ARE US Wait ... sorry. I'm dyslexic. I squinted and decided it probably read: HERMES EXPRESS — Rick Riordan

Human spines, knees, necks and arches paid the price. Studies of ancient skeletons indicate that the transition to agriculture brought about a plethora of ailments, such as slipped discs, arthritis and hernias. Moreover, the new agricultural tasks demanded so much time that people were forced to settle permanently next to their wheat fields. This completely changed their way of life. We did not domesticate wheat. It domesticated us. The word 'domesticate' comes from the Latin domus, which means 'house'. Who's the one living in a house? Not the wheat. It's the Sapiens. — Yuval Noah Harari

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight! — George Steinbrenner

If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed. — Robert E. Haebel

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. — Rodney Dangerfield

The Great Depression had taken a physical toll on American manhood; even though the Army would accept just about anyone sane over 5 feet tall, 105 pounds in weight, possessing twelve or more of his own teeth, and free of flat feet, venereal disease and hernias, no fewer than 40 per cent of citizens failed these basic criteria. — Andrew Roberts

Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia. — William Zinsser