Henry Blofeld Funny Quotes & Sayings

And yet, anything real, anything strong, was never easy. She'd been taught from an early age that the things that mattered most were the hardest to obtain. — Nora Roberts

I like her; I could watch her the rest of my life. She has breasts that smile. — Philip K. Dick

Life is a dreary continuum made bearable by those moments of excitement. It's called feeling alive. — Lee Monroe

Time and memory are true artists; they remould reality nearer to the heart's desire. — John Dewey

An actor definitely has to be in the past a well as the present; an actor must react to past experiences every minute, every second. — Anjelica Huston

It is not so much the United States that is trying to push the European Union in one direction or another, it is developing nations as a whole that are pushing the United States and Europe to open their markets a little more. — Pascal Lamy

The instinctive and universal taste of mankind selects flowers for the expression of its finest sympathies, their beauty and their fleetingness serving to make them the most fitting symbols of those delicate sentiments for which language itself seems almost too gross a medium. — George Stillman Hillard

Lamb-skin condoms must send a mixed message to guys who like to fuck sheep. And I wonder what the answer would be if you were to talk to a sheep about whether they would rather become a car-seat cover or a condom? If the sheep answers "condom," I think we can assume that sheep is gay. Sure you're sliding into a lady part, but you're going to have some guy coming inside you. — Adam Carolla

I feel like a lot of funders of documentaries today want to fund films that have a social message that is going to yield results. — Marshall Curry