Heneghan Newest Quotes & Sayings

People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things. There's black people from America and then there's black people from Africa. Racially, they're the same; culturally, they're extremely different. — Russell Peters

There is a certain way that life ought to be, an ideal way, a perfect way, and there is the way that life is, not quite the opposite of ideal, not quite the opposite of perfect, it just is not quite the way it should be but not quite the way it should not be either; I mean to say that in any situation, only one or two, maybe even three out of ten, things are just what you have been praying for. — Jamaica Kincaid

Of all the plays in baseball, stealing home is by far the most exciting. — Cheech Marin

Gardens are the result of a collaboration between art and nature. — Penelope Hobhouse

I used to think it would be cool to read other people's minds. Then I joined Facebook. — Julie Johnson

Men and machines are good at different things. People form plans and make decisions in complicated situations. We are less good at making sense of enormous amounts of data. Computers are exactly the opposite: they excel at efficient data processing but struggle to make basic judgments that would be simple for any human. — Peter Thiel

The easiest way to leave the past behind is to remember that love does not live in the past, only memories - love lives in the present. — Bryant McGill