Hen Party Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'll stop the whole world, I'll stop the whole world from turning into a monster. Eating us alive., Don't you ever wonder how we survived? But now that you're gone the world is ours." (Song "Monster" by Paramore — Paramore

This speaker reminds me of my childhood in Budapest. There were gypsy magicians who came to town to entertain us children. But as I recollect, there was one important difference: the gypsy only seemed to violate the laws of nature, he never really violated them! — Theodore Von Karman

Scars are the awards of success, not the medals. — Debasish Mridha

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

True, the number of functional managers should always be kept at a minimum, and there should be the largest possible number of 'general' managers who manage an integrated business and are directly responsible for its performance and results. Even with the utmost application of this principle the great bulk of managers will remain in functional jobs, however. This is particularly true of the younger people. A — Peter F. Drucker

The exertions that men find it necessary to make, in order to support themselves or families, frequently awaken faculties that might otherwise have lain for ever dormant, and it has been commonly remarked that new and extraordinary situations generally create minds adequate to grapple with the difficulties in which they are involved. — Thomas Malthus

It is hard to tell which is worse; the wide diffusion of things that are not true, or the suppression of things that are true. — Harriet Martineau

I've always been a serial monogamist. — Kristen Bell

I will tell you this my darlings, the very worst regrets are the things you couldn't have handled any other way. — Jamie Mason

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. — Helen Rowland

This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh. — Mac Barnett

The sun is ours. The Atlantic breaks. And we ride it, we ride it, we ride it. — Kerry Kletter

When the yogi starts to meditate, he must leave behind all sensory thoughts and all longings for possessions by quieting the waves of feeling (chitta), and the mental restlessness that arises therefrom, through the application of techniques that reinstate the controlling power of the untrammeled superconsciousness of the soul. — Paramahansa Yogananda

I'm going to say my favorite thing is to eat salads, and I'll be like the altar boy. — Lamar Odom