Helrungs Quotes & Sayings

When you know your life mission and life goal, you will be better able to avoid the life traps — Sunday Adelaja

And the actors tend not to want to watch themselves very often. I'm one of those guys. — Jeff Daniels

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye. — Jess Franken

Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it. Look at this door," he said, stepping through it. The irony circuits cut in to his voice modulator as he mimicked the style of the sales brochure. " 'All the doors in his spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.' "
As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sighlike quality to it. "Hummmmmmmyummmmmmmah!" it said. — Douglas Adams

I don't see myself as weird, I just see myself as honest. — Tori Amos