Helldiver Pond Quotes & Sayings

You should be able to do anything you can afford as an adult. — Gil Scott-Heron

Last year we had many smallish hopes, made many smallish attempts, suffered many smallish failures, and we died one by one. This year a change of plan! One big hope, one big push, one big fuck-up, and we all die at once. — Louisa Young

You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, "we're going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He's crazy." — Mitch Hedberg

There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where an automated voice would direct you. Press one if an object in your home is levitating. Press two if there is ectoplasm oozing out of your walls. Press three if spirits are disrupting your cable service. Press four if you've inherited your mother's psychic abilities. — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

Planet Earth simply the training ground, while soon we will be tackling the galaxies — Tahira Amir Khan

What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean. — Christopher Fry

I definitely care about what I look like, certainly when I am going out in public, doing an appearance or something, but when I'm home, I'm all sweatpants, all the time. — J. J. Watt

Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself. — Robert Black