Helander Auction Quotes & Sayings

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off. — Alexei Sayle

Watch out for the people who say that all is good between them and God but have no interest in being reconciled with the people whom their sin has injured. — James MacDonald

Too easy. Fuck Sloane, marry Dex, kill Ash," Letty said. Sloane's — Charlie Cochet

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. — Sivananda Saraswati

The United States isn't going to do anything That it's not capable of doing. And if we do something, We'll be capable of doing it. — Donald Rumsfeld

Do you ever get tired of being such a witch?" Vol asks, holding open the door.
"Oh, no. Never." She smiles. "You have to admit, it's so much more interesting than being nice. — Nenia Campbell

There are times when a corps commander's life does not count. — Winfield Scott

I took a chance with my heart and I feel it taking over — Drake

Live your life, experience something, and then you're going to have a lot of things to say. But if you hang around in Hollywood, then you're going to say the same thing as everyone else - nothing. — Luc Besson

My father predicted everything when he said I would procrastinate until I died. — Jane Bowles

God never measures the mind ... He always put His tape measure in the HEART — Corrie Ten Boom

Some teams have a nucleus to build around. The Falcons barely have an embryo. So if you see suspicious looking wires running from the locker room to Dimitroff's office, and the general manager pushes down on the plunger as early as today, don't feel the need to cover your eyes. You've already seen the worst. — Jeff Schultz

Okay. Ground rules," I said, and locked gazes with Eli. "I pee alone and I shower alone. Some things need to remain a mystery, and those are two I firmly believe in. — Elle Jasper

I've moved before I realize I'm going to, and suddenly Stephanie is in my arms and I'm carrying my fake girlfriend through the Upper West Side as she mutters threats in my ear, and even though my delicate little flower is cursing up a storm, I find myself grinning. — Lauren Layne

Oh, aren't you just the rottenest wet blanket whoever spoiled a sport. — Catherynne M Valente