Heinsertennis Quotes & Sayings

-I'm not sure it isn't going to kill me. But it is the death I would have chosen- if I'd known about it till now. — C.S. Lewis

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. — Mark McKinney

But this did not seem likely to happen. She went on and on, a long way, but wherever the road divided there were sure to be two finger-posts pointing the same way, one marked 'TO TWEEDLEDUM'S HOUSE' and the other 'TO THE HOUSE OF TWEEDLEDEE.' 'I do believe,' said Alice at last, 'that they live in the same house! I wonder I never thought of that before - But I can't stay there long. I'll just call and say "how d'you do?" and ask them the way out of the wood. If I could only get to the Eighth Square before it gets dark!' So she wandered on, talking to herself as she went, till, on turning a sharp corner, she came upon two fat little men, so suddenly that she could not help starting back, but in another moment she recovered herself, feeling sure that they must be. — Lewis Carroll

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you
Saying, 'Damn. We fucked up. — Cheyenne McCray

She warn't particular; she could write about anything you choose to give her to write about just so it was sadful. Every time a man died, or a woman died, or a child died, she would be on hand with her "tribute" before he was cold. She called them tributes. — Mark Twain

First in , Last out.


Motto of the bridgeburners — Steven Erikson

Typical Xochi, leaving out important, death-related details. — J.T. Bock

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be. — Goldie Hawn