Heesters Voor Quotes & Sayings

Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. — George Carlin

Well, Chrissy, I'm afraid your grandmother's Irish Alzheimer's has gotten quite advanced - she's forgotten everything but her grudges. — J. Courtney Sullivan

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up. — Mindy Kaling

Being poor is not an indication of potential or worth. It's a lack of resources. — Kim Harrison

Seeing through glamour is easy. It's people that are hard. — Cassandra Clare

Sometimes the best, and only effective, way to kill an idea is to put it into practice. — Sydney J. Harris

So maybe we won't ever win the lottery, or marry royalty, or make that last second shot. That doesn't mean we won't have amazing adventures, meet exceptional people, and make indelible memories. The trick is to notice before it's too late. — John Green

The arts speak across epochs. If you think that people started to build a cathedral in 1315 and the people worked on that cathedral, it wasn't going to be finished until 1585. So they were thinking 200 years from now. Maybe by the time I die, this wall might be put up. — Wynton Marsalis

Just remember, we're all in this alone. — Lily Tomlin

There are many things in this unhappy world we cannot alter. We must learn to live with our lot and find peace with ourselves. — Robin Jarvis

How much does a man's effort depend upon the age in which his work is cast? Pope Clement VII — Barbara W. Tuchman

Power wears out those who do not have it. — Mario Puzo

Probably most of the time I watch children's movies because my kids are on the bus, so it requires them. — Dave Matthews

I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind. — J.K. Rowling

So you tie men up, spank them and force them to eat your pussy. It is a shame you have to force men to do that to you. I would gladly get on my knees for you and eat that pussy like a delicious buffet. — Aubrey Morgan