Hearnotes Quotes & Sayings

I definitely taught my parents how to text and how to charge their phones. — Chelsea Clinton

If you asked me if I'd rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with the spine of a fish, I'll tell you I'll have to get back to you. And after a day of deliberating, I'll probably tell you the fish, provided it's salmon and I can eat it first. — Jarod Kintz

This is a young country," Kennedy went on, his voice getting louder, "founded by young men ... and still young in heart ... The world is changing, the old ways will not do ... It is time for a new generation of leadership to cope with new problems and new opportunities." Even Kennedy's enemies agreed that his speech that day was stirring. He turned Truman's challenge around: the issue was not his inexperience but the older generation's monopoly on power. — Robert Greene

They don't give gold bracelets for regrets. — Colson Whitehead

It's hard to say no to your kid. It's hard for them to stomp off and not be happy with you for an hour. — Martina Mcbride

The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play. — Jim Courier

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible. — Lewis Black

Everything is already moving so very fast, but you need a great deal more speed than this to escape the earth's gravitational pull. Seven miles per second. More fuel, please. — Alexander Chee