Healthfully Yours Stuart Quotes & Sayings

I tried to groan, Help! Help! But the tone that came out was that of polite conversation. — Samuel Beckett

You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts. — Al McGuire

What, no Star Wars?"
Solo sighs. "I wanted to bring the original, unaltered Episode IV, in which my namesake shoots first, as our Lord and savior intended."
"Why didn't you?"
"I only have it on VHS, and my dad's old VHS player broke halfway through the summer. — Jeff Garvin

A little oil makes machinery work easy ... — Fanny Fern

What is the difference between grief and mourning? Mourning has company. — Roger Rosenblatt