Headwaiter Quotes & Sayings

There were a lot of times I wondered if I was deluding myself. I had nothing else to fall back on, but I never enjoyed anything else. — Edie Falco

What did Jesus say to the headwaiter at the Last Supper? 'Separate checks, please.' — Edward Abbey

We give scholarships to high school kids and a new library of books to every preschool child in the county where I was born. I didn't have books at home so I did all my reading at school. I love books and I believe that helping kids to read gives them a great start in life. — Dolly Parton

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure. — Mignon McLaughlin

Men who can both be right and sit tight are uncommon. — Jesse Lauriston Livermore

The best way to get a move to work is to make it so uncomfortable that the opponent gives it to you to stop the pain. — Carlson Gracie

Comes the time when it's later
and onto your table the headwaiter
puts the bill — Robert Creeley

The headwaiter said something to her in the foyer, and she told him, "I'm looking for somebody," and went on to the doorway. She stood in the doorway, looking over the people at the tables in the room where a piano played. — Patricia Highsmith

Adapt to every circumstance. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You want to live your own life, but when you have fame, there are certain things you can't get away with. — Omar Epps

Anyone can piss in a glass and call it brandy, it takes a real genius to name the vintage. — Andi James Chamberlain

Either Kyle was lucky or his mojo had bowled over the headwaiter, because he and Deborah were waiting outside at one of these tables working on a bottle of mineral water and a plate of what appeared to be crab cakes. I grabbed one and took a bite as I slid into a chair facing Kyle. "Yummy," I said. "This must be where good crabs go when they die. — Jeff Lindsay

Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

One of the recurring philosophical questions is: 'Does a falling tree in the forest make a sound when there is no one to hear?' Which says something about the nature of philosophers , because there is always someone in a forest. It may only be a badger, wondering what that cracking noise was, or a squirrel a bit puzzled by all the scenery going upwards, but someone. — Terry Pratchett

Ihave precious little sympathy for theselfish proprietyof civilized man, and if awarof racesshould occurbetween the wild beasts and Lord Man, I would be tempted to sympathise with the bears. — John Muir

I admire people who have and show "class." Coach Pat Riley has class! I can only hope other people say the same about me. — Bradford Winters

Tara shook her head slowly. "For a dinosaur worshipper, you don't seem to be a god-fearing man. — Tom Wright

Students need to decide, 'All right, well, does the height matter? Does the side of it matter? Does the color of the valve matter? What matters here?' - such an underrepresented question in math curriculum. — Dan Meyer