Head Slam Gif Quotes & Sayings

Pull down the shades on the windows of your soul,
And gaze into your mind and watch the wisdom unfold ... — Beanie Sigel

Pets are supposedly a great way to meet people. — Reem Acra

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there. — Sam Kinison

Burden of life becomes a real burden when not shared! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

On second thought, it's unlikely that anybody can teach another to excel in bed. Rather, what they might do is awaken in the other her or his predisposition for copulative excellence. — Tom Robbins

It's precisely the disappointing stories, which have no proper ending and therefore no proper meaning, that sound true to life. — Max Frisch

In New York, if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at a co-worker's party, women will flock to your side, assuring you of your appealing physique. This is how skittish we are about the dangers of anorexia and the pressures of body image. — Sloane Crosley

My stories are fundamentally about the love of family. — Patricia Polacco

It's not as easy for her to tell what's in mine, though, because I have shutters and I close them whenever I have to. Like lately. — Jandy Nelson