Hawaii Funny Quotes & Sayings

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill

I give myself the luxury of saying what I want. — Jose Mujica

When I came back I joined a black church in Oakland and that made me feel more at home, a bit like being connected to India. It felt funny to be around so many white people when I came back to the United States. It still bothers me. One of the things I liked living in Hawaii years later was the racial complexity of it. I remember that at the time when Sucheng and I got married--we met as graduate students at Berkeley and have been married almost forty years--one of the first houses we bought was in a Black neighborhood in west Berkeley and we didn't quite notice how uniformly Black it was until some weeks later. I said to Sucheng, "You know, we're the only white people in this neighborhood." And she looked at me and said: "Speak for yourself, honkie! — Mark Juergensmeyer

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield

The last day of your life is still going to be a day. — Abel Ferrara

We have built a company with a business mix and operating system that will allow us to deliver record results in any foreseeable economic climate, ... We have just completed a very successful management transition and I've never been more confident about the company's future. — Jack Welch

We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious. — Josh Holloway

If you are willing to reflect on the courage and moderation of other people, you will find them strange ... they all consider death a great evil ... and the brave among them face death, when they do, for fear of greater evils ... therefore, it is fear and terror that make all men brave, except for philosophers. yet it is illogical to be brave through fear and cowardice ... what of the moderate among them? is their experience not similar? ... they master certain pleasures because they are mastered by others ... i fear this is not the right exchange to attain virtue, to exchange pleasures for pleasures, pains for pains, and fears for fears, the greater for the less like coins, but that they only valid currency for which all these things should be exchanged is wisdom. — Plato

Every revolution begins with one voice crying in the wilderness. — Jeffrey Fry

Every city I go to is an opportunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii. — Tony Bennett

Eyesight can be so blinding. We need to look beyond the face of things. — Fennel Hudson

The sun peeked over the horizon like the head of a giant radioactive manatee. — Brandon Sanderson