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"Sir, what's your emergency? Oh, nothing, just about passed out watching my online Army boyfriend beat off. Sir, please don't use this line for non-emergencies. Have you seen my Army boyfriend? You'd have a heart attack too. Sir, I'm hanging up now." — Megan Erickson
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I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that." Author: Chael Sonnen