Haushinka Green Quotes & Sayings

Every damsel in distress deserves a hero... — Tracy Anne Warren

It did look rather nice, actually, though it was hardly something to masturbate about. — Anthony McDonald

A true artist would see his family starve, rather than work at anything other than his art. — Anonymous

When pregnant women have cravings, it's "adorable" and when they put on twenty or thirty pounds in nine months, it's "healthy." Yet when I have cravings and put on thirty pounds, I'm considered a "fat tub of turds." I'm not sure, but I believe this is sexism. Everyone wants to rub a pregnant women's belly, but when I ask people to rub my belly, I get kicked out of Dave & Buster's. It's just not fair. I put on more weight than Jeannie during each of her pregnancies. I justify it by thinking, "Well, just another thing I'm better at than she is. — Jim Gaffigan

You flambe one car and now you think every song with fire is about you," Logan says. "Get over yourself, Catalano. — Jennifer Salvato Doktorski

We sometimes feel the shadows have got hold of us, the shadows of evil. But still, it's up to us to fight. — Dan Totheroh

Oh, boy. Now you see what you've done, Monica Lewinsky, you stupid, stupid tart, I thought. Because of you, I have to explain to my Nana, while she's in a hospital bed with an enlarged gallbladder, what oral sex is. Do you see the damage you've caused? Do you see where your sinful path has led? — Laurie Notaro

Paris is pregnant with layers of history, colored with the ink of artists who dared to dream of a world only they could see. — Kimberly Kinrade

I am extremely unwilling that we should take upon ourselves to exercise a jurisdiction which the law does not vest in us. — Tony Abbott

Consciousness precedes phenomenon, and therefore consciousness can alter phenomenon. — Shai Tubali

And, as is generally the case around the time a prophet is expected, the Church redoubled its efforts to be holy. This was very much like the bustle you get in any large concern when the auditors are expected, but tended towards taking people suspected of being less holy and putting them to death in a hundred ingenious ways. This is considered a reliable barometer of the state of one's piety in most of the really popular religions. — Terry Pratchett

A few years ago, Cindy joined one of those dreadful reading groups, where unhappy, repressed middle class lesbians talk for five minutes about some novel they don't understand and then spend the rest of the evening moaning about how dreadful men are. — Nick Hornby

I hadn't even realized how desperately I'd wanted love. — Nina Lane

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the occasional tranquility she seems to enjoy, is rather relaxation than imperturbable triumph. — Norm MacDonald