Hauenstein Center Quotes & Sayings

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug. — Bob Hope

You've simply got to allow yourself the chance to be great." He — M.A. Larson

Nick - Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?
Zarek - That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, punk. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Its agents -- not even
human equivalent on this primitive hardware -- raced through the ship's
automation — Vernor Vinge

All nonmimetic fiction is a balancing act between 'reality' and the obviously unreal, with no attempt by the author to make the latter seem like the former. Sometimes it's not an easy tightrope to walk. But when it succeeds, such fiction can brilliantly illuminate the human condition. — Nancy Kress

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause? — Various

Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched. — Dana Gould

Sometimes the hardest one to see ... is the one standing right before you. — Lenore Wolfe