Hasslingers Moose Quotes & Sayings

Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another. — Richard Bach

Happy family: The existence and maintenance of [this] is thought to make a politician fit for public office. According to this theory, the public are less concerned by whether or not they are effectively represented than by the need to be assured that the penises and vaginas of public officials are only used in legally sanctioned circumstances. — John Ralston Saul

They couldn't do anything worse to him than he had coming to him already. He felt free at last. — Terry Pratchett

I do not understand people who like to make noise; consequently I fear them, and since I fear them, I hate them. — Patricia Highsmith

In my cheapest moments I am apt to think that it is n't my business to be "seeking the spirit," but as much its business to be seeking me. — Henry David Thoreau

For from him and through him and to him are all things. To him be glory forever. Amen. Romans 11:36 — Tim Kerr

I've never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams. — R.L. Stine

I'm perfectly happy to know the world at secondhand. It's a lot safer. — Cornelia Funke

Humble' is another way or saying 'simple' or 'poor' like we can't have fun; we can't roll up the rugs and dance, or tap the sap, or make decorations for a tree. It's pious and is just the sort of thing that lectures a room or depresses it, and you have to have a wall hanging because the old biddies say so, but you don't like it and you wish you didn't need it. In fact, you absolutely hate it. — Allan Dare Pearce

looked at the plaster on her arm, — Lindsay J. Pryor

The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable. — Susan Messing

New Rule: Coal companies have to stop calling coal "energy." That's like a lumber company calling wood "fire." Or Budweiser calling beer "urine." Okay, that one kind of makes sense. — Bill Maher

You know you're down and out when Okies laugh at you,' she said. With our garbage bag taped window, our tied down hood, and art supplies strapped to the roof, we'd out-Okied the Okies. — Jeannette Walls