Harvey Birdman Quotes & Sayings

You can't turn something into something else," said Corporal Nobbs. "The Alchemists have been trying it for years." "They a can gen'rally turn a house into a hole in the ground," said Sergeant Colon. — Terry Pratchett

For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner? — Shantel VanSanten

The perpetrators of the Inquisition - the torturers, informers, and those who commanded their actions - were ecclesiastics of one rank or another. They were men of God - popes, bishops, friars, and priests. — Sam Harris

Bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise. — J.K. Rowling

It's no fun being a specimen. — Dick Cavett

You know how they say revenge is best served up cold? I'd say it's best not served up at all. Revenge is a great motivator, but it doesn't help achieve the desired results. I've seen guys lose buddies, then go off half-cocked, piss fuel running through their veins. Things never turned out well. — Ellen Hopkins