Harumafuji Retirement Quotes & Sayings

The diagnosis of drunkenness was that it was a disease for which the patient was in no way responsible, that it was created by existing saloons, and non-existing bright hearths, smiling wives, pretty caps and aprons. The cure was the patent nostrum of pledge-signing, a lying-made-easy invention, which like calomel, seldom had any permanent effect on the disease for which it was given, and never failed to produce another and a worse. Here the care created an epidemic of forgery, falsehood and perjury. — Jane Swisshelm

Magicians will always tell you the trick is the most important thing, but I'm more interested in telling a story. — Marco Tempest

I never truly lived until I lived no more. — Robert Palasciano

Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips? — Martin Gardner

What I worry about is that when problems are not addressed, people will not know who is responsible. — David Souter

Gabriel scowled at me. "And by OK, I'm sure you mean, 'Oh, my love, whatever will I do if you come to harm?' " he said dryly. "No, it's just that I'm so used to people coming after me, it's kind of a refreshing change of pace. — Molly Harper

but I don't think a President should advertise prayer. That is a different thing. Democracy, if I understand it at all, is a society in which the unbeliever feels undisturbed and at home. If there were only half a dozen unbelievers in America, their well-being would be a test of our democracy, their tranquility would be its proof. — E.B. White

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it. — Jerry Seinfeld

Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life — Michael Palin

I like to watch a bit of Disney, sprinkle some cocaine on some melon and just sit and eat it. I'm joking, I'm joking. There's no Disney. — Paolo Nutini

Mystification has little to do with the vocabulary used. Mystification is the process of explaining away what might otherwise be evident — John Berger