Hartoonian Quotes & Sayings

They say man only needs six feet of Earth. But it is a corpse, and not man, which needs these six feet. — Anton Chekhov

He looked like an angel - not the kind with harps and halos, but an angel of war, fierce and terrifying. — Kit Rocha

And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor, I don't know who is. — Terry Pratchett

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original. — Demetri Martin

Do you promise to hate my parents as much as I do?"
"Oh, absolutely," Quentin said. "Maybe even more. — Lev Grossman

Legislation has been and is still directed towards the protection of wealth, rather than towards the far more important interests of labor on which everything of value to mankind depends. — Leland Stanford

Until we invent telepathy, books are our best choice for understanding the rest of humanity. — Christopher Paolini

There are no failures, only quitters — Russell Simmons

Repentance means to have a hearty, thorough, change of mind and it includes the idea of rejecting and renouncing the sinful, filthy lifestyle you've been living. And for the most part, fags cannot repent because they're proud of their sin. — Fred Phelps

Tana would sit near the door to the basement with fingers in her ears, tears and snot running down her face as she cried and cried and cried. And little Pearl would toddle up, crying, too. They cried while they ate their cereal, cried while they watched cartoons, and cried themselves to sleep at night, huddled together in Tana's little bed. 'Make her stop' Pearl said, but Tana couldn't. — Holly Black

And some small gnarled place inside me hated her for her weakness, for her neglect, for the months she had put us through. I had taken a step back from my mother, put up a wall to protect myself from needing her, and nothing was ever the same between us again. — Suzanne Collins