Haroldson Hassie Quotes & Sayings

Men for the most part are a pain in the keister. Vibrators are a girl's best friend. — Rachel Gibson

The opposite of hope is despair, and when we despair, it is because we feel there are no choices. — Warren G. Bennis

In dark ages people are best guided by religion, as in a pitch-black night a blind man is the best guide; he knows the roads and paths better than a man who can see. When daylight comes, however, it is foolish to use blind, old men as guides. — Heinrich Heine

Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times. — Robert Benchley

To get the most out of your life, plant in your mind seeds of constructive power that will yield fruitful results. — Grenville Kleiser

Good wine is good. Great wine is great. More wine is better. — Ruth Fertel