Harlem Nights Redd Foxx Quotes & Sayings

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood. — Homer

Upbeat is for people who want to feel good about their cause: the reformers, the progressives, the revolutionaries, the utopians, the collectivists, and the rest of the altruistic scum of the earth. Why do these people want to feel good? They want to feel good in order to convince themselves that they are good. — P. J. O'Rourke

One way of paying tribute to my parents was 'bearing witness' as the Quakers do - writing down everything that was happening instead of turning my back on it and pretending that it was all great. — Roz Chast

Whatever an author puts between the two covers of his book is public property; whatever of himself he does not put there is his private property, as much as if he had never written a word. — Mary Abigail Dodge

Miracle Message #6: Relationships are assignments for optimal growth and healing. #MiraclesNow — Gabrielle Bernstein

Oh, flatter me; for love delights in praises. — William Shakespeare

Business can be a source of progressive change. — Jerry Greenfield

I'm a big sports fan. College football is my favorite. — Verne Troyer

For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan. Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans. But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have. Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing. — Jay Leno

I imagined that this was what Snow White must've felt like when she woke up in the presence of the seven dwarves.
Seven hovering beards.
Seven sets of bewildered eyes.
Seven inquisitive expressions - partly suspicious, partly amused. — Penny Reid

Whatever Elisabeth did, Franz Joseph's affection remained unchanged. — Brigitte Hamann

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen

[T]he essence of so-called war prosperity: it enriches some by what it takes from others. It is not rising wealth but a shifting of wealth and income. — Ludwig Von Mises

I come in peace unto you; heroes do not need weapons. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

Always bear this in mind, that very little indeed is necessary for living a happy life. — Marcus Aurelius