Haresh Quotes & Sayings

The future may be made up of many factors but where it truly lies is in the hearts and minds of men. Your dedication should not be confined for your own gain, but unleashes your passion for our beloved country as well as for the integrity and humanity of mankind. — Li Ka-shing

If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl — Haresh Daswani

The main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree — Haresh Daswani

I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny — Haresh Daswani

I tell you of loss, my child, so you will listen, slowly, and know that in life every emotion is fated to rear itself within your being. Don't judge it proper or ugly. It's simply there and yours. When you should happen to cry, then cry, knowing that just as easily you will laugh again and cry again. Your feelings will enter the currents of your core and there they shall remain — Thanhha Lai

You can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy — Haresh Daswani

I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible. — Haresh Daswani

Life does not need to be perfect for us to enjoy a wonderful day - Page 105 — Haresh Buxani

I keep seeing this ad on TV. It talks about teachers. Thank you for teaching me. Thank you for changing my life. They all look happy. Have they always been this happy? Did they have a perfect childhood? A perfect school life? I was happy once. But I was young. The older you get, the more you remember. The younger you are, the more you forget. — Haresh Sharma

I just assumed the world was full of solo percussionists. I couldn't find sticks or music or anything where I was, but that was expected because there was nothing there anyway. And I think that was possibly the greatest asset for me, just not knowing. — Evelyn Glennie

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle. — Bob Varsha

One Day, I Will Be Successful . . .
Un Dia Tendre Exito . . . — Haresh Buxani

Thank you God, for joy and good health, sadness and sickness, and the happiness, prosperity, and contentment you have given me. I love you! — Haresh Buxani

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder — Haresh Daswani

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

Prayer is communion with God. — Andrew Wommack

He woke up blearily, got up, wandered blearily round his room, opened a window, saw a bulldozer, found his slippers, and stomped off to the bathroom to wash. Toothpaste on the brush - so. Scrub. Shaving mirror - pointing at the ceiling. He adjusted it. For a moment it reflected a second bulldozer through the bathroom window. — Douglas Adams

The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later — Haresh Daswani

I could not stop something I knew was wrong and terrible. I had an awful sense of powerlessness. — Andrei Sakharov

I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me — Haresh Daswani

Whether it is the old lady's fear, or the many ghostly traditions of this place, or the crucifix itself, I do not know, but I am not feeling nearly as easy in my mind as usual. — Bram Stoker

Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles
the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America to buy the 'format' of the Python shows, that is, Monty Python without the Pythons
corporate methods do not have the conceptual framework to deal with an anarchist collective, run by intelligent and arrogant comedians who have proved that their method works. — Robert Hewison

26"Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? — Phil Robertson

How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly — Haresh Daswani