Haranguing Def Quotes & Sayings

I spend a lot of time upside down. It increases the blood flow to the brain, so it really helps your creativity. — Daphne Guinness

It's amazing to realize that a lot of the insecurities I had when I was younger have pretty much disappeared. — Kristen Stewart

I'm not going to retire because I want the money. We want honest athletes, but at the same time, you're going to have people saying, 'He's so greedy. He's made X amount of money, and he has to take that last little bit.' Yes, I do have to take that last little bit. I'm sorry if that is frustrating to some, but if they were in my shoes, they would do exactly the same thing. — Steve Nash

It's been hard, but I've finally come to the realization that it's okay to not be perfect. — Jessica Simpson

I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck's cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an hour later, we stopped to sell a few hundred of the chickens to a butcher shop. — Jennifer S. Alderson

A successful radiation researcher must research both radiation and the harmful biological effects of the radiation exposures received by the researcher. — Steven Magee

Loki sees her and he is like "Oh man that chick looks like she is about to get some TREASURE I want to RUIN THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR HER because I am Loki and that is what I DO. — Cory O'Brien

Love in modern times has been the tailor's best friend. Every suitor of the nineteenth century spends more than his spare cash on personal adornment. A faultless fit, a glistening hat, tight gloves, and tighter boots proclaim the imminent peril of his position. — George Augustus Henry Sala

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, then you are brave enough to ask your crush out. — Will Daab

The doctor always prescribes the approximate, for there aren't any set of perfect treatments for diseases. — Aporva Kala

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear. — Tom Clancy

The joy of the Lord is your strength." Joy is an emotion, and yet it creates something physical. It creates strength. — Joel Osteen