Happy Vishu Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm a workaholic. I work and work and work. — Criss Angel

I love you every day. And now I will miss you every day. — Mitch Albom

There are times in life when the most comfortable thing is to do nothing at all. Things happen to you and you just let them happen. — James Hilton

Hey ya'll, you'll never believe what I just heard! Apparently some girl totally flipped out on the Ferris wheel."
I paled.
"Oh God, it was you wasn't it?" he looked at me and busted out laughing. "It figures. — Micalea Smeltzer

Yet she resigned herself: reverently she put away in the chest of drawers her beautiful dress and even her satin shoes, whose soles had been yellowed by the slippery wax of the dance floor. Her heart was like them: contact with wealth had laid something over it that would not be wiped away. — Gustave Flaubert

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains. — Rick Warren

We all have issues. Human beings are flawed, and all we can hope for is to work toward making ourselves better. Not perfect, just better. — L. H. Cosway

I wanted to be in a band that shared ideas and were in it together. — Roger Daltrey

For chat-room tyros who expect to make their first million day-trading by age 27, paging through the Sunday newspaper with a pair of scissors just to save a couple of cents on Cheetos seems so, well, old economy. — Alex Berenson

Sometimes, when you get something new, you trick yourself into believing it has the power to change absolutely everything about you. — Siobhan Vivian

The difference between a hero and an also-ran is the guy who hangs on for one last gasp. — Paul Dietzel