Happy Hump Day Funny Quotes & Sayings

Men have an extraordinarily erroneous opinion of their position in nature; and the error is ineradicable. — W. Somerset Maugham

I can play piano, and I write everything on piano, but I don't really feel like a piano player, necessarily. — Lia Ices

Remember what I told you about family secrets." People will kill to keep them, she thought now as she looked at Marianne McGraw. The woman's rocking didn't change as Nikki stepped deeper into the room. — B. J. Daniels

I was actually very hesitant to write about Marie Antoinette. She seemed at first glance - well, I cannot think of any other term - an airhead of the first degree. — Kathryn Lasky

Maggie waved a gnarled finger in my direction. "Mention one word," she said, voice sharp but grey eyes twinkling with merriment, "and I'll curse your sex life for the next year." I snorted. "Curse away. It can't get any worse." She shook her head. "How can a siren have such a pathetic love life?" "Because I'm a siren who can't actually sing, remember? — Keri Arthur

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. "I can't move my legs."
I snorted. "You can't move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You're dead. — Darynda Jones

I wish my heart wouldn't beat so fast. — Jennifer Niven

You can't legislate or litigate good, healthy behavior but we must be willing to educate people at an early age about the affects of unhealthy living. — Zack Wamp

I'm just saying that when there is little left to lose, the consequences of one's actions don't carry the same weight ... painful or otherwise. — Amy A. Bartol

call nine-one-one, or something. — Sandra Hill

The beer had the color and taste of baby's pee, but we followed our usual routine and drank with joyless discipline until we both passed out. — Viet Thanh Nguyen