Happy Gilmore Alligator Quotes & Sayings

My parents argued more than I remembered, about money and all the little things that disguise the truth that you are still arguing about money. — Gene Tierney

I'll live in another world, then. — Alison McGhee

So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, "Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken mah blood!" and initiate a general shutdown. — Jennifer Rardin

What Jesus meant was that whoever is attached to the worldly life and this earthly body will lose them in death. But whoever lets go of attachments to this worldly life and this earthly body and identifies with the permanence or God-consciousness that Jesus represented, will never die. — Rama Swami

Whatever new threats and challenges may emerge, our nation will be able to face them squarely, deal with them, and yet allow our people to continue to live free and unafraid. The decisions you make, the courage and creativity you bring to your responsibilities, will determine America's future. Liberty and our way of life are fragile gifts - their care is in your hands. We thank you for stepping forward to shoulder that immense responsibility. Your country is grateful, and proud of each of you. — Donald Rumsfeld

Most of us would agree that the important thing about Jesus is not his supposed miraculous birth or the claim that he was resurrected from death, but rather how he lived. The power of his love, the penetrating simplicity of his teachings, and the force of his example of service on behalf of the disenfranchised and downtrodden are what is crucial. — Forrest Church

When i look into your eyes i know what you are thinking what you are feeling and that your love for me has no limit. — Matt Trevitz

One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right? — Dana Gould

I used to believe, although I don't now, that growing and growing up are analogous, that both are inevitable and uncontrollable processes. Now it seems to me that growing up is governed by the will, that one can choose to become an adult, but only at given moments. These moments come along fairly infrequently -during crises in relationships, for example, or when one has been given the chance to start afresh somewhere- and one can ignore them or seize them. — Nick Hornby

We planned for betrayal. They planned for deceit. No one ever thought to plan for harmony. — Jonathan Hickman

He felt comfortable and broken-in like favourite jeans — Gabrielle Zevin