Happy Birthday Policeman Quotes & Sayings

Getting caught is what I do best. It is either a natural talent (which means we can blame my family genes) or a well-hewn craft (in which case we can still blame my parents). — Wynn Wagner

TEACHER
Next. I am afraid --

STUDENT
I em afred --

TEACHER
We are out --

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Wee are out --

TEACHER
Of badgers.

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Of badjurs.

TEACHER
Would you accept --

STUDENT
Wud you accept --

TEACHER
A wolverine --

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A wolver-eene --

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In its place? — Michael O'Donoghue

I get paid for what most kids get punished for. — Jerry Lewis

Why should neurotic, selfish, immature people suddenly become angels when they fall in love ... ? — Denis De Rougemont

Much more may a judge overweigh himself in cruelty than in clemency. — Philip Sidney

Celebrate your victories and mark your defeats. Ultimately documentary filmmaking is not a job, it's a calling. — Pamela Yates

A man without trust might as well be dead. — Robert Jordan

He smiled affably at the burglar, a burly fellow whom he continued to hold with one hand, as easily as if he had been a child. The entire household had been aroused, and a good number of them had joined in, shouting questions and brandishing various deadly instruments. The burglar glared wildly at Emerson, bare to the waist and bulging with muscle - at Gargery and his cudgel - at Selim, fingering a knife even longer than Nefret's - at assorted footmen armed with pokers, spits, and cleavers - and at the giant form of Daoud advancing purposefully toward him. 'It's a bleedin' army!' he gurgled. 'The lyin' barstard said you was some kind of professor! — Elizabeth Peters

The most delightful and choicest pleasure is that which is hinted at, but never told. — Chretien De Troyes

If I'd been able to put the collection together in one go, say over two years, we'd have had a special team, most wouldn't stay. One or two glory seasons and they were off. To them, the north-east was too far out. They wanted to be with the big hitters. — Bryan Robson

The chief objection to playing God is that someone else is God already. — J. Budziszewski

Be not deceived. Revolutions do not go backward. — Abraham Lincoln