Happy Birthday Hair Stylist Quotes & Sayings

Hail, Columbia! Home of the six inch cockroach and the stadium-sized lecture hall. A reservation for rich white people guarded by poor brown people in a sea of urban decay. Where nobody on the faculty has ever spent ten minutes in the freshman dorm, but everybody talks about humanism and compassion. They teach you that military people are scum, trash, the lowest of the low
and then they assign Homer's ILIAD just to develop your sense of irony. Where else can you see three suicides a month dismissed as slightly above average, but better than Smith or Brown? — Ted Rall

The act of giving is the grace to meet a need. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Jacqueline, for how many days have I been without food. There was a crash, the whole house shook. Where is Langley? Where is my brother? — E.L. Doctorow

Nothing ought in reason to mortify our self-satisfaction more that the considering that we condemn at one time what we highly approve and commend at another. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death with my life, bored to death with myself. — Charles Dickens

It doesn't matter is you call it 'Obama-care' or 'Elvis Presley care' or 'I-don't-care care.' It cannot sustain itself in its present form. — Alan K. Simpson