Happy Birthday For Grandad Quotes & Sayings

He registered the empty room a split second before she dropped on him from the storage shelf above the bathroom door, nearly knocking him off his feet.
"Hey. Stop that." He tried to twist to get hold of her, but his temple caught her sharp elbow and he saw stars. He staggered toward the bed and flipped her down at last, but she managed to hook her leg behind his neck and he ended up on the boom somehow, with her sittinbg on his chest.
Her wild, shoulder-length waves framed cheeks pink from effort, her chest heaving as she leaned forward to pin his hands next to his head on each side. She ended up with her fine breasts inches from his lips.
He could have subdued her in two moves, but he liked her on top of him. — Dana Marton

The cooking side is the easier way to be creative. On the policy side, it's harder to think of new approaches to problems. — Sam Kass

My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking. — Stewart Lee Beck

Do not expect much from humans. Expect much more from God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The gods are fair, and they use our little vices to punish us — William Shakespeare

The rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious. — Joseph Goebbels

How can you waste time? You have only so much to use, and no matter what you do, it still passes. — Felix Salten

Anyone can get a job, but do you have a purpose? — Tom Butler-Bowdon

Your minds may now be likened to a garden, which will, if neglected, yield only weeds and thistles; but, if cultivated, will produce the most beautiful flowers, and the most delicious fruits. — Dorothea Dix

A major part of our inquiry, then, must be to look at the emerging Christian movement and to ask: what caused it? Even if our eyewitnesses disagree in detail, something must have happened. — N. T. Wright