Happy 8th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

If I cannot give consent to my own death, whose body is this? Who owns my life? — Sue Rodriguez

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point ... and they're still yelling. — Bill Cosby

O tell her, Swallow, thou that knowest each,
That bright and fierce and fickle is the South,
And dark and true and tender is the North. — Alfred Tennyson

Every vice is already a punishment in itself ... you don't need a ticket on top of it. — Doug Stanhope

This decision is an illustration that freedom of speech still protects average people sitting on a street corner singing. — John Morrison

In the kitchen, I turn on a TV set that has hundreds of channels devoted to every conceivable subject including celebrity bunion removal (This week: David Hasselhoff). I tune in to one of the literally dozens of news shows, all of which feature a format of 55 percent celebrities promoting things, 30 percent emails from viewers, and 15 percent YouTube videos showing bears jumping on trampolines. While I'm catching up on these developments, I turn on the programmable coffeemaker, which I hope that someday, perhaps by attending community college, I will learn to program. — Dave Barry