Happy 38th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

To say I'm ignorant only proves your ignorance. — Behdad Sami

I wanted to be a barrister for a long time. — Marianne Jean-Baptiste

A sergeant despatch rider came up and handed me a message, which read, 'The war in Europe is over.' I called out to the sergeant, 'I've got a message here. The war in Europe is over.' He said, 'Very good, sir,' saluted, turned to some men nearby, and said, 'The war in Europe is over. Five-minute break. — Julian Thompson

Why would real aliens behave exactly like videogame simulations of themselves? — Ernest Cline

Yet even differences prove helpful, where there are tolerance, charity and Truth. — Mahatma Gandhi

Focus on identifying your target audience, communicating an authentic message that they want and need and project yourself as an "expert" within your niche. — Kim Garst

Someone wrote to me asking me to illustrate a missed connection that "hasn't happened yet." This guy has seen the same girl waiting at a bus stop on his morning commute for weeks, and has been trying to find a way to approach her. He thought it would be fun to put up a Missed Connections poster [of my painting] on the corner where she waits and see what happens. It is kind of an intriguing idea but there's something a bit too manipulative about it for my liking. It's a fine line between being creative and stalking! — Sophie Blackall

I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving. — Joan Rivers

I think my blog is fairly circumspect and elliptical. I've written personal essays, but they are short and to the point: in and out, and that's that. — Kate Christensen

Dream with both eyes open, both ears listening, and both hands working. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The wheels of justice - they're square wheels. — Barbara Corcoran

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. — Homer