Happy 19th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter. — Max Beerbohm

In the first act get your principal character up a tree; in the second act, throw stones at him; in the third, get him down gracefully. — Anonymous

He never gave up on me, I only stopped being matriculated. — Mary Karr

Authors often say that their novels are like their children, and you want your novel, just like your children, to reflect well on you. When it goes out into the world, you hope that it will make you proud. But like a parent, an author must learn that her novel has needs of its own, and they are not the same as the author's.
Yes, you want your son's behavior toward women to reflect a loving relationship with his mother. However, if a woman is compelled to think about that relationship whenever they're in bed together, something has gone very very wrong. — Howard Mittelmark

I'm not perfect, I'm me and that's even better — Google Images

Nobody meant to be unkind, but nobody put themselves out of their way to secure her comfort. — Jane Austen

You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off. — Jared Leto

Sounds weren't coming out of my mouth. And yet they were in my head, expressed, possibly, as something less exact, thought perhaps, though at the time they still seemed like sounds to me. — Louise Gluck

It already appears, that there must be in every society of men superiors and inferiors, because God has laid in the constitution and course of nature the foundations of the distinction. — John Adams

I love you, Gabby, more than you'll ever know. You're everything I've ever wanted in a wife. You're every hope and every dream I've ever had, and you've made me happier than any man could possibly be. I don't ever want to give that up. I can't. — Nicholas Sparks

She visited a nursing home nearby. 'It was actually one of the nicer ones,' she said. 'It was clean.' But it was a nursing home. 'You had the people in their wheelchairs all slumped over and lined up in the corridors. It was horrible.' It was the sort of place, she said, that her father feared more than anything. 'He did not want his life reduced to a bed, a dresser, a tiny TV, and half of a room with the curtain between him and someone else.'
But, she said, as she walked out of the place she thought, 'This is what I have to do.' Awful as it seemed, it was where she had to put him.
Why, I asked? — Atul Gawande

Today was a day for remembering only the good. And there had been a lot of good. — Barbara Freethy

Everyone makes their own comments. That's how rumors get started. — Venus Williams

New things cannot come where there is no room. — Marlo Morgan